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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘Jaws’ Gets Its Streaming Debut for the 50th Anniversary: Where to Watch All 4 Films Online - The Hollywood Reporter

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science

No way

Just Forget it!

Still no good

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nemo harum distinctio cupiditate soluta nesciunt beatae harum.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Can I wear a headscarf? I am a white female but I have super curly hair, like 3B - 3C. Recently, I've been putting my hair in a pineapple and putting a headscarf around it. Is that okay? I'm not trying to appropriate any cultures.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.